FOR TOO!!

For too!!! For too if your wondering what for too is, it is MY bad grammar. lol. well every time i text or talked i would use for too instead of "so I or so". And my friend Black, would always get on to me, for too my bad grammar lol. And now my two other friends Andrew (who we left out of the blog) Caleb, and also Black, now use it as a common phrase all the time. For too now we have all made a pact that all of us at our weddings will say "for too" instead of "I do"!!!

FOR TOO, bye

~Mexican

School

School starts in like 3 weeks!!! what?????????

10th grade..

nuf said...

I guess that it all boils down to how committed to the future you are.

I AM don't get me wrong,

its just the thought of deciding what i have to do someday now!!!!!!!

I like to live free! :)

~Black

Work Story (Names have been changed and story has been sensored.)

I went to work yesterday and found that my boss, Sharron, brought her 9 year old daughter, Anne, to work, which is not a big deal. Anyway, she told her daughter to go in the other room where I was working and read her book while she was in a meeting. When she came in there, she sat down and started reading her book. She looked a bit shy so I started talking to her. Then, I let her help me rinse off some pens that had candy on them, which required going to the lady's room and using the sink. That didn't take long at all.
After everything was done in the room, I went back to my office, which I share with a co-worker called Betty. Then I started to put a new anti-virus program on my computer, and Anne complained that she was bored. I told her that I was sure it would be okay if she played on her moms computer until she got back from her meeting and Betty agreed. So, she went in her moms office and got on the computer. She came into our office about 3 or 4 times to complain that she was bored, grab a piece of candy, and we would send her back to Sharron's computer.
When Sharron returned from her meeting, she went to her office to discover Anne scrunched in the corner. Betty and I heard the entire conversation:

Sharron: "Why are you scrunched in the corner like that?"
Anne: "Mom, I think I peed my pants."
Sharron: "What? Are you serious?!"
Anne: "Yep."
Sharron: "Stand up and turn around!"
*Pause.*
Sharron: "OH MY GAWD! It's all over your pants and shoes! We brought you an extra shirt, I didn't think I'd have to bring extra pants! Why didn't you go to the bathroom?!"
Anne: "I didn't know where it was."
Sharron: "You didn't think to ask anyone?!"
Anne: "I asked Betty to take me, but she didn't."

Then she came into our office.

Sharron: "Betty, Anne said she had to go to the bathroom and you didn't take her."
Betty: "No! I promise, she just came in here a few times and said she was bored!"
Me: "Yeah, she didn't mention one time that she had to use the bathroom."
Sharron: "Oh, really?"
Betty: "Yeah, no joke."
Me: "If she had to go, she could have, because I showed her where the bathroom was."
Sharron: "Oh, reeeaaally... ANNE! DID YOU HEAR THAT?! NATIVE SAID SHE SHOWED YOU WHERE THE BATHROOM WAS!"
Anne: "I couldn't find it."

After that, Sharron made Anne go to the bathroom (which she easily found) and put a big t-shirt on. When Anne came back:

Sharron: "Did you clean out your underwear?"
Anne: "No, I just didn't put them back on."
Sharron: "Well, we have to go to Walmart. I hope we don't see any of your friends."
Anne: "Hahaha."
Sharron: "I'm glad you think this is funny, cuz, you're grounded when we get home!"
*Pause.*
Sharron: "Oh, my! WHERE did you pee?!"
Anne: "Umm...I was sitting at your desk."
Sharron: "I have a FABRIC CHAIR! Now I have PEE IN MY CHAIR! AND YOU HAVE PEE IN YOUR SHOES! Oh, crap! There's a computer guy coming to the office today to look at my computer! Now I have to put a note on my chair for him not to sit in it! Betty, please tell him it wasn't me..."
Betty: "I'll tell him what happened."

The entire time I was holding in my laughter! I mean, what 9 year old kid pees their pants and on top of that lies about the reason?!

-Native

Grounded

Why do parents ground their kids? I never thought,"Oh, I can't go to the movies? I'll listen to you more mom and dad!!" No.... I secretly thought I wish I could burn the house down... ( I have problems I guess.) And right now Mexican is grounded. Why you ask? Because he was half an hour late when he got home from mini golf......
When I'm a parent.... IF I'm ever a parent, I'll simply hit my kids. Because I'm a good patriotic American!



I DON'T Beat kids!!




..................much


~BLACK!

I took Black DOWN!

Standing in my living room, minding my own business...I saw Black walking towards me...
I honestly didn't know what was going on..
He put his hands on my shoulders and tried to wrestle me down.(He was playing around, of course.) So, I started resisting.
Somehow, I got the idea in my head that I was stronger than him for some reason...and come to find out...I sort of am. (He used to play football too.)
I put my hands on his arms and I started wrestling back. I twisted one way and he landed on the couch!
All I could do was laugh! He got back up and said,"No!" and he pushed me onto the other couch, I got back up and he pushed me down again. So, I just stayed down this time.
Mexican saw the entire thing and updated his facebook status about it!
-Native

This guy that lead me to something awesome...

It all started about first grade. I knew this kid, Caleb Reynolds. I saw him around school but I never really spoke to him and I always saw him on the playground. He was all over the place! Running around like a chicken with out its head...haha.
When we would play soccer he would tackle kids that had the ball and he would steel the ball and run around with it. It was so funny and he was always just so hyper. I was like,"I need to hang with this kid he is so awesome!" So, I started to talk to him...then I started to hang with him...then after awhile we became best friends! We did everything together, we hung out all the time!
Then came fifth grade. I moved away, I was really sad...like, to the point of almost crying. I had to keep in touch with my best friend! (And just to let you know, I moved 2,000 miles away.)
So, through the time I was moved away I kept in touch. I didn't have a cell phone, so I had to use a land line. I called him like 3 times a week not in a gay way either!!
I lived in Brownsville, Texas for two years and in the summer of 7th grade I moved back to Missouri and I went to school at South Middle School in 8th grade, and I got to start hanging out with Caleb again!
In 9th grade Caleb was telling me about this church that he went to. He asked me,"You want to come to my church?", and I was like,"No, I'm good."
At that time, I dreaded Sunday, because I would have to go to church with my parents. But, they would go every other week or month.
Don't get me wrong, my parents are good, godly people, I just didn't like going to church. Plus, at this time I was cussing a lot, disrespecting my parents, and just kinda going down the wrong path.
But, Caleb kept on telling me about his church and I was like,"What the heck? I'll try it."
I got there and they started praising, worshipping and they were jumping around, shouting and running the isles! I was freakin' out! Then, the preachin' came...and he was really good.
Caleb asked me after church, how it was. And I was like."It was good." but, in my mind I was thinkin', "these people are crazy!"...haha.
But, I went back and kept on going and going. But I wasn't really doin' anything.
Caleb started tellin' me about being pentecostal and the tradition, so that I would understand why we do what we do.
Then I started to get into church and then Caleb took me to Youth Convention and I received the holy ghost.
That Sunday I got baptized in the name of Jesus...and I've been living for God ever since.
I just want to thank the Lord for Caleb witnessing to me and I want to thank CLC for everything!
Caleb I love ya bro!
~MEXICAN

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